染雾十大搞笑英语句子 篇一
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
5. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
7. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
10. I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in the first chapter.
这些搞笑的英语句子让人忍俊不禁，展现了幽默的一面。无论是在日常生活中还是在社交场合，一句幽默的话语都能为人们带来快乐和轻松的氛围。
十大搞笑英语句子 篇二
1. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
2. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it.
3. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
4. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
5. I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of ideas.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
7. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
8. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
10. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.
这些搞笑的英语句子让人捧腹大笑，展现了幽默的一面。无论是在日常生活中还是在社交场合，一句幽默的话语都能为人们带来快乐和轻松的氛围。让我们一起享受这些幽默的句子带来的乐趣吧！
十大搞笑英语句子 篇三
精选十大搞笑英语句子
01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的.肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20 years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
