染雾圣诞节中英文双语笑话故事 篇一
Once upon a time, Santa Claus decided to take a vacation before Christmas. He wanted to relax and enjoy some time off. So he booked a trip to a tropical island and left his workshop in the hands of his elves.
在一个时候，圣诞老人决定在圣诞节前休个假。他想要放松一下，享受一段空闲时间。于是他预订了一次去热带岛屿的旅行，把工作坊交给了他的精灵们。
The elves were excited to have the workshop all to themselves. They were determined to show Santa that they could handle things just fine without him. But as the days went by, chaos started to unfold.
精灵们很兴奋地发现他们独自拥有了工作坊。他们下定决心要向圣诞老人证明他们可以很好地处理一切。但随着日子一天天过去，混乱开始出现。
One elf accidentally spilled paint all over the toys, another elf got stuck in a pile of wrapping paper, and yet another elf mixed up the naughty and nice lists. The workshop was a mess, and the elves were starting to panic.
一个精灵不小心把颜料洒在了玩具上，另一个精灵被困在一堆包装纸中，还有一个精灵把淘气和乖乖名单搞混了。工作坊一团糟，精灵们开始感到恐慌。
Just when they thought things couldn't get any worse, Santa Claus returned early from his vacation. He took one look at the chaos in the workshop and burst out laughing. The elves looked sheepish as Santa helped them clean up the mess.
就在他们以为情况不可能变得更糟的时候，圣诞老人提前结束了假期回来。他看着工作坊中的混乱情况，笑了起来。精灵们看起来有些尴尬，圣诞老人帮助他们清理了一切。
From that day on, the elves learned that teamwork and communication were key to a successful Christmas season. And Santa Claus knew that even on vacation, he couldn't stay away from his beloved workshop for too long.
从那天起，精灵们明白了团队合作和沟通是一个成功的圣诞季节的关键。而圣诞老人知道即使在度假，他也不能太久离开他心爱的工作坊。
圣诞节中英文双语笑话故事 篇二
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
在圣诞节前夜，整个房子里静悄悄的，就连老鼠也不动弹。袜子被小心地挂在壁炉边，希望圣尼古拉斯很快就会到来。
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads. And Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.
孩子们都舒适地蜷缩在床上，脑海中盘旋着糖梅的幻影。妈妈戴着头巾，我戴着帽子，刚刚让我们的大脑为漫长的冬眠做好准备。
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
院子里传来一阵喧闹声，我从床上跳起来看看出了什么事。我像闪电一样飞奔到窗前，撕开百叶窗，掀起窗户。
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave a luster of midday to objects below, when what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer.
新落雪的胸膛上的月光给下面的物体一种午间的光辉，当我惊讶地看到什么时，一个微型的雪橇和八只小驯鹿出现在我眼前。
With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name.
一个活泼敏捷的老司机，我立刻知道那一定是圣尼克。他的驯鹿比老鹰更快，他吹口哨、喊叫，并用名字叫它们。
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen! To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall! Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!"
“现在，达舍！现在，舞者！现在，普兰塞和维克森！往前冲！往前冲！往前冲！到门廊的顶端，到墙顶！现在冲啊，冲啊，全都冲啊！”
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
然后，眨眼间，我听到屋顶上传来了每个小蹄子的起舞和刨地声。当我把头缩进去，转过身来，圣尼古拉斯从烟囱里跳了出来。
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot, and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, and he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
他从头到脚穿着皮毛，衣服上沾满了灰尘和烟灰。他背上背着一捆玩具，看起来像个刚打开包裹的小贩。
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry! His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow.
他的眼睛--他们闪闪发光！他的酒窝多么欢快！他的脸颊像玫瑰，他的鼻子像樱桃！他那滑稽的小嘴像弓一样上翘，下巴上的胡须像雪一样白。
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk. And laying his finger aside of his nose, and giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
他一句话也没说，径直开始他的工作，填满了所有的袜子，然后一个甩动身子。他把手指放在鼻子旁边，点了点头，就从烟囱里飞了出去。
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle. But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"
他跳上雪橇，吹了个口哨，他们飞得像蓟花的绒毛一样快。但我听到他在眼前驾车离去前喊道：“祝大家圣诞快乐，晚安！”
圣诞节中英文双语笑话故事 篇三
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"
圣诞节中英文双语笑话故事 篇四
A Useful Lesson
In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar．
Mr． Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often，but he never took his son，Tom，because he was too young． Then when Tom had his eighteenth birthday， Mr．Thompson took him to his usual bar for the first time．They drank for half an hour， and then Mr．Thompson said to his son，“Now， Tom，I want to teach you a useful lesson．You must always be careful not to drink too much． And how do you know when youve had enough？ Well， Ill tell you．Do you see those two lights at the end of the bar？ When they seem to have become four，youve had enough and should go home．”
“But， Dad，” said Tom，“I can only see one light at the end of the bar．”
有益的教训
在英国，十八岁以下的人不准进酒吧喝酒。
汤普森先生以前常常去他家附近的一个酒吧喝酒，但他从陶宝网来不带他的儿子汤姆去，因为他年纪太小。后来，当汤姆年满十八岁的时候，汤普森先生第一次带他去他常去的那家酒吧。他们喝了半个小时，而后，汤普森先生对他儿子说：“汤姆，现在我要告诉你一个有益的教训。你必须时时小心不要喝得太多。你怎么知道你喝够了呢？好，我来告诉你。你看见酒吧那头有两盏灯吗？当那两盏灯看起来变成四盏的时候，你就喝够了，应该回家了。
“可是，爸爸。”汤姆说：“在酒吧那头我只能看见一盏灯。”
圣诞节中英文双语笑话故事 篇五
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "Youre not coming empty-handed, are you?"
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
圣诞节中英文双语笑话故事 篇六
A wealthy matron（主妇，保姆） is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric（古怪的） woman.
Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.
Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. ″Dad,″ says the son, ″theres something Ive got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?″
″Son,″ the father replies, ″I painted the vase.″
一位富婆为拥有一只珍贵的古玩花瓶而深感骄傲,以至于竟要把卧室漆成与花瓶同样的`颜色。几名油漆匠试图调出这个底色,但是谁也不能令那位古怪的妇女满意。
最后来了位油漆匠。他非常自信能调出那种颜色。那位富婆对他的成果非常满意,油漆匠于是一举成名。
多年以后,他退休了,生意也交给了儿子。“爸爸,”儿子说：“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么完美的？”
“儿子,”父亲回答说：“我漆了花瓶。”
