染雾暗讽的英文句子 篇一
Sarcasm is my love language.
Do I look like a morning person?
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.
I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.
I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.
I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just helping the economy.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a princess, I don't need saving.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.
I'm not a control freak, you're just out of control.
I'm not moody, I just have a lot of emotions.
I'm not rude, I'm just honest.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a dark sense of humor.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a midnight panda.
I'm not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
I'm not a snob, I just have better taste than you.
I'm not a gossip, I just have a keen interest in other people's lives.
I'm not a quitter, I'm a strategic re-evaluator.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee achiever.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just allergic to stupidity.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy.
I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector.
I'm not a control freak, I just know what's best.
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen.
I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.
I'm not old, I'm vintage.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.
I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar.
I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very good at making things better.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm the king of my own world.
I'm not a control freak, I'm a quality control specialist.
I'm not a know-it-all, I just know a lot.
I'm not a pessimist,
暗讽的英文句子 篇三
1. 时间是最好的老师，但遗憾的是——最后他把所有的学生都弄死了。
2. 一分钟有多长？这要
看你是蹲在厕所里面，还是等在厕所外面。
3. 你光着身子追我两公里我回一次头都算我是流氓！
4. bmw是别摸我，msn是摸死你!
5. 什么道歉？虚假的安慰！都给我滚远些！！
6. 蚊子叮你的脸，都会想自杀。
7. 你搞艺术，我搞你，这叫深入艺术。
8. 岁寒三友——火锅、白菜、热被窝。
9. 毕竟这也不是一个人贱人爱的社会，你还是收敛一点的好。
10. 长点脸，擦清眼，麻烦你看清楚什么叫脸色！
11. 凡是人尽可夫的女人，都挂着一个淑女的招牌。
12. 女人用友情拒绝爱情，男人用友情换取爱情。
13. 在教堂听讲经的时候我们应该保持肃静，打扰别人睡觉是很不礼貌的。
14. Youhavealotofnerve.你脸皮可真厚。
15. youmakemesick你真让我恶心
16. 你真是蚍蜉撼树，谈何易？
17. Getoutofmyface.快从我眼前消失!
18. shameonyou你真无耻
19. 有时候，不是对方不在乎你，而是你把对方看的太重。
20. Don'tbotherme.少烦我。
21. Takeahike!一边玩蛋去!
22. 你是电，李四光，你是唯一的神话…
23. 你以为自己是太阳呀，别人都得围着你转。你要知道宇宙之中也就一个地球，可能还让你的气焰烤爆了。
24. 你在人群中渺小，在猪圈里伟大！
25. Youlookrefreshing.
26. 早上长睡不起；晚上视睡如归!
27. 我那么喜欢你，你喜欢我一下会死啊。
28. 天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨。
29. Knockitoff.别跟我来这套。
30. 你可以有钱，但是你绝对不能瞧不起农村人。
31. 人生没有彩排，每天都是直播；不仅收视率低，而且工资不高。
32. 真想把你送去笼子里面游街，尝尝大白菜和臭鸡蛋的美滋美味。
33. 超大无耻传声扩音喇叭，爱斯基摩人的耻辱。
34. 我不是广场上算卦的，唠不出那么多你爱听的嗑。
35. 鄙视我的人这么多，你算老几?
36. Don'ttalktomelikethat!别那样和我说话!
37. 一个人的死是一个悲剧，千百万人的死却仅仅是个统计数字。
38. I'mverydisappointed.我太失望了。
39. 你不是丑，只是美的不明显！
40. 插人家洞的是插头，有洞被人家插的是插座！
41. 画虎画皮难画骨，知人知面不知心。
42. 你的新欢，不照样是别人的破鞋。
43. 不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。
44. You'reoutofyourmind.There'snoplumbing.
45. 天晴了雨停了你又觉得你行了。
46. 痛苦本来就是清醒的人才能拥有的享受…
47. 希望我可以帮到你:)
48. 头尖身细白如银，论秤没有半毫分。眼睛长在屁股上，只认衣衫不认人！
49. Cutitout.省省吧。
50. 你以为大家都相信你？不过是表面上应付一下，我们都明了你的假仁假意、沐猴而冠、酸文假醋。
51. 你长的拖慢网速，你长的太耗内存。
52. Mindyourownbusiness!先管好你自己的事吧!
53. 如果良机不来，你就自创良机！
54. Whodoyouthinkyouare?你以为你是哪根葱?
55. 你以为自己是太阳呀，别人都得围着你转。你要知道宇宙之中也就一个地球，可能还让你的气焰烤爆了。韩寒经典语录
56. 有人说生了孩子就不会痛经了，那就生一个吧！
57. 鲜花往往不属于赏花的人，而属于牛粪。
58. 想污染一个地方有两种方法：垃圾，或是钞票！
59. 饭局不是万能的，没有饭局是万万不能的。
60. 不怕被人利用，就怕你没用。
61. 每个人都有一段悲伤，想隐藏却欲盖弥彰。
62. 你的长相很提神。
63. 诸葛亮出山前也没带过兵啊，你们凭啥要我有工作经验！！！
暗讽的英文句子 篇四
1. 请不要用你拙劣的演技来侮辱我的智商！
2. 你的长相很提神的说！我一见你就自信倍增。
3. 大脑这种摆设，时常被心调戏得东倒西歪。
4. 我这个人最老实。从不说谎话。这句除外。
5. 没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我
6. 我最近真的很忙，甚至一天都很难保证有16小时的睡眠!
7. 有钱人终成眷属。
8. 真不好意思，让您贱笑了。
9. 别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。
10. 系统居然怀疑我灌水，我身边又没有水龙头。哦…明白了，身上有一个…
11. 你长的很爱国很敬业很有骨气，你从来都不会在背后说别人坏话，不会陷害别人，你是全世界最不龌龊的人，你品德高尚，你从不会倒打别人一耙，你诚实善良美丽多姿。原谅我刚才说了违心的话啊。
12. youdeservedit你活该
13. 既然你想演给我看，那就给你足够的时间表演。
14. 你靠山山倒靠河河干看鸡鸡死看狗狗翻
15. 长的很科幻，长的很抽象！
16. 真正的好朋友，并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题，而是在一起，就算不说话，也不会觉得尴尬。
17. 低下头看看你裤裆里是啥，再和你哥哥说话。
18. 你哪家学校毕业的啊？你......更多唯美的句子：www.weimeidejuzi.cn
19. 我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买洗手液买穷自己。
20. 花钱越多，离床越近。
21. 你真聪明，居然还知道自己是个人
22. 听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生。
23. 气人的表达方式:xxxYouwillneverbeatme.xxx
24. 再牛b的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤！
25. Youstupidjerk!你这蛇精病!
26. 便秘了的原因是地球引力太小。
27. 是金子总要发光的，但当满地都是金子的时候，我自己也不知道自己是哪颗了。励志签名
28. 我没有想到一个人竟然如此的纯真，而且是很傻很天真哦！
29. 女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！
30. 生活可以将就，生活也可以讲究！
31. Youmakemesick!你真让我恶心透了!
32. 秀发去无踪，头屑更出众！
33. 还请你自重一点得好。
34. 令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
35. 大叔，你的样子好棒哦，跟棒槌一个样。
36. 上床呼噜震天，xxx经常反穿。
37. 真实的暗疾是渺小，而伟大的暗疾则是虚伪。
38. 废话是人际关系的第一句。
39. Howdareyou!你好大的胆子!
40. 小人无耻，重利轻死。不畏人诛，岂顾物议。
41. 你丑，但是你丑的特别，就是特别的丑！
42. It'snoneofyourbusiness.不关你的事!
43. 从一个朋友那里学到一句话：送你十个字——有他妈多远,滚他妈多远~记得第一次他对我们一群人说这个时,就看到所有人都在下面颁指头数是不是十个字...
44. 我爱你！关你什么事？
45. 我最想做你的一颗牙，因为这样，至少没有我的时候你会疼。
46. whothehelldoyouthinkyouare你以为你是谁
47. 大女人不可一日无权，小女人不可一日无钱！
48. 人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！！
49. 我是耶稣他儿子，椰子~！
50. 宁和明白人打一架，不跟sb说句话！
51. 春色满园关不住，我诱红杏出墙来。
52. 我左青龙，右白虎，肩膀纹个米老鼠。
53. 虚伪的真诚，比魔鬼还可怕。
54. 小人无节，弃本逐末。喜思其与，怒思其夺。
55. 问世间情为何物？一物降一物。
56. 女人是制造人类的工具，男人是使用工具的人类。
57. What'swrongwithyou?/What'syourproblem?你怎么回事?
58. 太阳***半个葫芦，您长的也忒后现代了点吧！
59. 作为失败的典型，你实在是太成功了。
60. 我总在牛a与牛c之间徘徊。
61. 这世界上最遥远的距离，不是天涯海角，为不是生死别离，而是我生在祖国，却不知道祖国在发生什么。
62. 大师兄，听说二师兄的肉，比师傅的都贵了~~
63. 你的嘴脸像运动鞋，踩进去感觉就会很舒服！
