染雾英文自我介绍范文幽默 篇一
Hello everyone! My name is Jack and I am here to introduce myself with a touch of humor. So, get ready for a fun ride!
Let's start with my background. I was born with a natural talent for making people laugh. From a young age, I realized that my jokes and funny antics could bring joy to others. So, I decided to pursue a career in comedy. Now, I'm not just a funny guy, but a professional funny guy!
In terms of education, I attended Clown University (yes, it's a real thing) where I majored in Stand-up Comedy. I learned the art of timing, delivery, and most importantly, how to keep a straight face even when I'm dying of laughter inside. My professors were some of the best in the business, and they taught me the secrets of making people laugh till their sides hurt.
Apart from being a comedian, I also have a few interesting hobbies. I love collecting funny hats from around the world. It all started when I bought my first hat at a flea market and realized how much joy it brought me. Now, I have a collection of over 100 hats, each with its own unique story. Whenever I wear one of my hats, it's an instant conversation starter and a great way to spread some laughter.
Now, you might be wondering why I'm introducing myself in a humorous way. Well, it's simple - laughter is the best icebreaker. I believe that when people laugh together, barriers break down and connections are formed. So, if you're ever feeling down or need a good laugh, just find me and I'll be more than happy to share some jokes.
In conclusion, I'm Jack, a professional funny guy with a passion for making people laugh. I've studied comedy, collected funny hats, and believe that laughter is the key to building connections. So, let's laugh together and make this journey a memorable one!
Thank you for your attention, and remember, a day without laughter is a day wasted!
英文自我介绍范文幽默 篇二
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round and prepare yourselves for an introduction like no other! My name is Emily and I am here to share a little bit about myself in the most humorous way possible.
First things first, I must confess that I have an addiction. No, it's not chocolate or shopping, it's something much more serious - a serious addiction to puns. Yes, you heard it right, I am a pun enthusiast. I find great joy in coming up with puns for every situation, whether it's a cheesy one-liner or a clever wordplay, I've got them all!
Moving on, let's talk about my education. I studied at the University of Laughter, where I majored in Funny Faces and Double Entendres. Yes, it's a real university, I promise! During my time there, I learned the art of tickling funny bones and spreading smiles. I even wrote my thesis on the correlation between laughter and happiness - turns out, the two go hand in hand!
Aside from my academic pursuits, I have a few hobbies that bring laughter into my life. One of my favorites is prank calling my friends. Now, before you judge me, let me assure you that it's all in good fun. I come up with silly scenarios and voices, and it never fails to make my friends laugh (after they realize it's me and not a telemarketer, of course).
Lastly, I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Whenever I'm feeling down or stressed, I turn to comedy movies or stand-up shows to lift my spirits. Laughter has this incredible power to instantly change our mood and make everything seem a little bit brighter. So, if you ever need a good laugh, just come find me and I'll be your personal comedian for the day!
In conclusion, I'm Emily, a pun enthusiast and a graduate from the University of Laughter. I love making people laugh, whether it's through puns, prank calls, or just spreading good vibes. So, let's embrace the power of laughter and make this world a happier place!
Thank you for your time, and remember, a day without laughter is like a pencil without lead - pointless!
英文自我介绍范文幽默 篇三
My name is _ _ _, thirteen years old this year, just first second.
I am tall medium, platoon class tenth, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, xxxsaid one hour is also no problem, height, body neither fat nor thin. In general, it is still more handsome.
I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.
My advantage is love. Every morning I go out to e_ercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.
So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math e_am has never been 90 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful e_pression of the overflowing.
My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like it.
I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.
This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!
英文自我介绍范文幽默 篇四
good morning !
it is really my honor to have this opportunity for a interview,
i hope i can make a good performance today. i'm confident that i can succeed.
now i will introduce myself briefly
i am 26 years old,born in shandong province .
i was graduated from qingdao university. my major is i got my bachelor degree after my graduation in the year of xx.
i spend most of my time on study,i have passed cet4/6 . and i have acquired basic knowledge of my major during my school time.
in july xx, i begin work for a small private company as a technical support engineer in qingdao i'm capable of more responsibilities, so i decided to change my job.
and in august xx,i left qingdao to beijing and worked for a foreign enterprise as a automation software test i want to change my working environment, i'd like to find a job which is more challenging. morover motorola is a global company, so i feel i can gain the most from working in this kind of company ennvironment. that is the reason why i come here to compete for this position.
i think i'm a good team player and i'm a person of great honesty to others. also i am able to work under great pressure.
that’s all. thank you for giving me the chance.
英文自我介绍范文幽默 篇五
Hi,everybody.
Good to be here. Facing the audience, a thought occured to me. Mama has alway told me not to make a fool in public. But somehow I just couldn't follow what she said e_actly. Well some people always treat me as a crazy loon. For I'm never part of any crowd and have some dreams far-off look.
I'd even crash into someone with my nose stuck in a book. Now I'm standing on the stage, giving a speech in English. Circumstance being that I'm pretty nervous. Maybe some guy would just think that it'd embarass me as frightened speechless.
Never mind. I'm always good for a laugh.
英文自我介绍范文幽默 篇六
I am . I was born in . I graduate from senior high school and major in English. I started learning English since I was 12 years old. My parents have a lot of American friends. That’s why I have no problem communicating with Americans or others by speaking English.
In my spare time, I like to do anything relating to English such as listening to English songs, watching English movies or TV programs, or even attending the activities held by some English clubs or institutes. I used to go abroad for a short- term English study. During that time, I learned a lot of daily life English and saw a lot of different things.
I think language is very interesting. I could e_press one substance by using different sounds. So I wish I could study and read more English literatures and enlarge my knowledge.
