染雾英语搞笑故事 篇一
Once upon a time, there was a man named Bob who decided to learn English. He signed up for an English class and was very excited to start his journey to fluency. The first day of class, the teacher asked everyone to introduce themselves and share why they were learning English.
When it was Bob's turn, he stood up and proudly declared, "I want to learn English so I can talk to my pet parrot!" The whole class burst into laughter, but Bob didn't understand why. He thought it was perfectly reasonable to want to have conversations with his feathered friend.
As the weeks went by, Bob diligently attended every class and studied hard. One day, the teacher decided to test the students' speaking skills by asking them to have a short conversation with a partner. Bob was paired up with a girl named Sarah.
Sarah started the conversation by asking Bob, "What is your favorite food?" Bob thought for a moment and replied, "I like crackers and seeds, just like my parrot!" Sarah couldn't hold back her laughter and had to excuse herself from the room.
Despite all the laughter and jokes, Bob never gave up on his goal of learning English. He continued to practice every day and eventually became quite proficient. And yes, he did have some interesting conversations with his pet parrot along the way.
In the end, Bob's dedication and sense of humor paid off. He not only learned English but also made some great friends in the process. And who knows, maybe one day he'll be able to teach his parrot a few words of English too!
英语搞笑故事 篇二
It was a sunny day in the small town of Maplewood, and the annual English spelling bee was about to begin. The participants were nervous, but none more so than Jimmy, a young boy who was known for his unique sense of humor.
As the competition got underway, the contestants were given increasingly difficult words to spell. Jimmy's turn came, and the judge said, "Your word is 'onomatopoeia'."
Without missing a beat, Jimmy replied, "Can you please use that in a sentence? I'm not sure if I'm spelling it right or just making the sound of a dying cow!"
The whole room erupted into laughter, including the judge. After regaining his composure, the judge said, "I'm sorry, Jimmy, but I can't use that in a sentence. Please just spell the word."
Jimmy took a deep breath and spelled out "O-N-O-M-A-T-O-P-O-E-I-A." The judge's eyes widened in surprise as he realized Jimmy had actually spelled it correctly.
The crowd cheered and applauded as Jimmy took a bow, still wearing a mischievous grin on his face. From that day on, he was known as the spelling bee champion with the best sense of humor.
As Jimmy walked home that evening, he couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all. Who would have thought that his love for jokes and laughter would help him win the spelling bee? But then again, in the town of Maplewood, anything was possible.
英语搞笑故事 篇三
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看见你亲我姐姐了，如果你不给我五分钱，我就告诉我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那样做。给你五分钱。弟弟：我这个月已经赚了一块两毛五了。
英语搞笑故事 篇四
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?
罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?
里基：这正是我想要查明的。
英语搞笑故事 篇五
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. oneSaturday, I put my foot down. "All right, you two," I said sternly. "No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting."
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty . "
我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。
一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”
英语搞笑故事 篇六
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