染雾搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 篇一
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
爱情就像背痛，X光片上看不到，但你知道它存在。
I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.
我爱你就像松鼠爱坚果。
You are the reason I wake up with a smile every morning. Well, that and the fact that I have to pee.
你是我每天早上醒来微笑的原因。嗯，还有我需要上厕所的事实。
You're the cheese to my macaroni.
你是我通心粉中的奶酪。
If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right. But if eating this entire pizza by myself is wrong, then I don't want to be right either.
如果爱上你是错的，那我不想对。但如果一个人吃完整个披萨是错的，那我也不想对。
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
爱情就像放屁，如果要强迫它，那就是屎。
You're the avocado to my toast.
你是我吐司上的鳄梨。
I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye.
我爱你比康耶喜欢康耶还多。
You're the reason I check my phone every five minutes. Well, that and my crippling fear of missing out on memes.
你是我每五分钟查看手机的原因。嗯，还有我对错过梗的极度恐惧。
Love is like a cup of tea. It's warm, comforting, and sometimes it's just a little bit bitter.
爱情就像一杯茶。温暖、舒适，有时候只是有点苦。
You're the WiFi to my Netflix.
你是我Netflix上的WiFi。
I love you more than a dog loves chasing its own tail. And trust me, dogs really love chasing their own tails.
我爱你比狗喜欢追赶自己的尾巴还多。相信我，狗真的喜欢追赶自己的尾巴。
搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 篇二
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
爱情就像放屁，如果要强迫它，那就是屎。
You're the reason I check my phone every five minutes. Well, that and my crippling fear of missing out on memes.
你是我每五分钟查看手机的原因。嗯，还有我对错过梗的极度恐惧。
Love is like a cup of tea. It's warm, comforting, and sometimes it's just a little bit bitter.
爱情就像一杯茶。温暖、舒适，有时候只是有点苦。
You're the WiFi to my Netflix.
你是我Netflix上的WiFi。
I love you more than a dog loves chasing its own tail. And trust me, dogs really love chasing their own tails.
我爱你比狗喜欢追赶自己的尾巴还多。相信我，狗真的喜欢追赶自己的尾巴。
You're the reason I smile, even when I'm scrolling through my ex's Instagram account.
你是我微笑的原因，即使我正在浏览前任的Instagram账号。
Love is like a pineapple on pizza. Some people love it, some people think it's a crime against humanity.
爱情就像披萨上的菠萝。有些人喜欢，有些人认为这是对人类罪行。
You're the peanut butter to my jelly.
你是我果酱中的花生酱。
I love you more than a kid loves candy. And let me tell you, kids really, really love candy.
我爱你比小孩喜欢糖果还多。相信我，小孩真的非常喜欢糖果。
You're the reason I believe in love at first sight. Well, that and my inability to make rational decisions.
你是我相信一见钟情的原因。嗯，还有我无法做出理性决策的能力。
Love is like a sneeze. It can come out of nowhere and it's always a little bit messy.
爱情就像打喷嚏。它可能突然发生，而且总是有点乱。
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搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 篇三
1. 我很喜欢你。你爱我爱得要死！我太爱你了，你喜欢我一辈子！
2. 如果有人在追她，世界上没有一个女人不高兴的。正因为如此，女人才会如此有魅力。
3. The lazier a person is， the more things he needs to do tomorrow。
4. The course of true love never did run 真诚的爱情永不是走一条平坦的道路的。
5. i know what i want,and i know how to get it,and doing it 's all. 我知道我想要什么，也知道我该怎么去得到，而且正在做。这样就够了
6. Some people are worth melting for。
7. I think a lot， but I don't say much。
8. I want to love you all the time.我要的爱无非你们一直都在。
9. 女人有时就像核桃。如果你能打开她坚硬的外壳，你会发现她的心是多么的柔软和脆弱。
10. Life always offers you a second chance。 It is called tomorrow。
11. The best of me to you。
12. Why is this once， only once in without you。
13. At some point you have to realize that some people can stay in your heart, but not in your life 在某个时刻，你不得不意识到，有的人可以留在你的心里，却不会出现在你的生活中了。
14. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.
15. The end of the prelude is no longer two saying。
16. You said I believed you。
17. I want someone afraid of losing me。
18. 不知什麽时后开始，我已学会依赖。
19. My love will shine。
20. When life give you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. 当生活给你一百个理由哭泣时，你就拿出一千个理由笑给它看。
21. 我爱你，永永远远，时间没有什么了不起。
22. The coming days would be long。 After all， not to the grey-haired。
23. I would kiss you right now if only you were here。
24. 开始比结束快乐。你的爱让我不知所措。
25. 感受梦的火焰，感觉飞舞瞬间，当一切浪漫遥远，永恒依然 to feel the flame of dreaming and to feel the moment of dancing,when all the romance is far away,the eternity is always there
26. I will be good， I love youso。
27. If you obey all the rules。 you miss all the FUN。
28. You are I can not lose the future.
29. Life is not always what we want it to be. We fight. We cry. And sometimes, we give up. But in our hearts, we know it's still love. 生活有时不尽如人意。我们挣扎、哭泣，有时甚至放弃。但内心始终充满爱。
30. Sometimes there is no way out exlept to say goodbye。
31. 一个女人唯一应该练习的刀就是她切菜的方式。
32. Remember that if you get through yesterday， you'll get through today。
33. 做个智慧的女人，要懂得如何去爱一个男人和他的钱!
34. If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place. ————不去追逐你所渴求，你将永远不会拥有。不开口问，回答永远是No。不往前走，就将永远停留。
35. To make each day count。
搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 篇四
1. Love means never having to say you're sorry.真爱意味着永远不必说对不起
2. 如果你想被爱，你必须首先让自己值得被爱，不是一天或一周，而是永远。
3. I trust the people who teach me not to trust anyone。
4. 你是风，我是沙，天生的BB叫沙。你是牙膏，我是牙刷，诞生了BB叫牙刷。你不爱我**，生来就是BB不，爸爸。
5. What is adhere to? Is day, and one day, you tell yourself, insist again one day.什么是坚持？就是一天，又一天，你告诉自己，再坚持一天。
6. 情愿一生追随只为梦能圆，今生共相伴。
7. 爱情老手，通常不会轻易将恋爱谈出结果！
8. Only few people know that life is beautiful for lacking something. The so-called turning-around is that you not only miss the sun in day time but also the stars at night. 只有很少的人才懂得，人生是因为缺憾而美丽。而所谓的回头，只不过是丢掉了白天的太阳之后，又错过了夜晚的星星。
9. Acting as if nothing borne in mind is the best 's all for myself to live better.若无其事，原来是最好的报复。生活得更好，是为了自己
10. If you don’t fight for what you want， don’t cry for what you lose。
11. 不需言语，让我用行动告诉你，什么叫爱。
12. 除了爱你，我想不出能使我继续活着的理由。
13. 如果你再哭，再哭，我就回家，跪在洗衣板上。
14. Nevermind，I will find someone like you。
15. 当你看到我给你的这份祝福，清将头用力撞墙，看到没有，你眼前无数的星星是我无限的祝福，国庆快乐！
16. Love is a carefully designed lie.——爱情是一个精心设计的谎言
17. 有了你，生活才不苦不累；和你在一起，没有什么可怕的危险；有了你，再大的波折也别担心；拥有你，拥有全世界。愿你知道我对你的爱永远不变！
18. 如果世界上有一万个人爱你，那么这个人一定是我。如果世界上只有一个人爱你，那一定是我。如果世界上没有一个人爱你，那一定是我。
19. As long as it is a comedy, I’d rather cry during the process. 只要是个喜剧结局，过程你让我怎么哭都行。
20. Life is make choices and you don't look back. 人生很简单，做了决定就不要后悔。
21. 男人一生中最诚实的一刻，是签结婚证书时。
22. Even to the end of the dream， please let me happy。
23. I will cherish every good to me。
24. 开始是看婚姻，后来是看离婚是看错了眼。
25. 让我们做天上的鸟，地上的猪吧！
26. 每次借同学的作业抄的时候，她总会说一句我乱写的!
27. Love is like a butterfly It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
28. 红豆不长南，长我脸，真情！
29. 爱好读书，就能把无聊的时刻变成喜悦的时刻。
30. I smile too long didn't practice， maybe you forgot。
31. Maybe the fault does not lie in the way but in the choice．And there is nothing wrong in love，but in destiny．—— 也许，路并没有错的，错的只是选择；爱并没有错的，错的只是缘分。
32. 回忆是悲伤的，期望是失落的，现在的**掺杂着狂喜和绝望。
33. That's the worst part. Liking someone so much and knowing he'll never feel the same way. ------ 世界上最悲哀的事情是，你深深的恋上一个人，但心里却清楚得很，他不可能给你同样的回应。
34. 女人必须明白并记住，男人只要是男人，就会爱美丽的女人，无论年轻的还是年老的。
35. ou may be out of my sight， but never out of my mind。
36. Remember to look back at your mistakes from time to time， but never regret them。
37. One day someone will walk into your life， then you realize love was always worth waiting for.
38. For I am here with you。
39. If I am the girl in your dreams。
40. 相爱的心息息相通，无需用言语倾诉。Loveunderstands love, it needs no talk
41. Life is full of trial and error. One failure doesn't mean you're out of the picture.人生充满了尝试与错误。一次失败不代表你就出局了。
42. If you don't understand my silence, you will never understand my words. ------ 如果你不懂我的沉默，你也永远不会明白我说的话语。
43. Owe you too much， just enough to love。 Give you too much， you just enough to cherish.
44. When love is not madness, it is not love. 如果爱不疯狂，那就不是爱了。
45. Don’t rush into love because even in fairy tales the happy ending takes place on the last page 不要仓促爱上，因为就算在童话里，幸福结局只会发生在最后。
46. 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.
47. Those troubles， always linger。
48. Brief is life, but love is long.——生命虽短，爱却绵长。
49. 将你心再加上我的心，就算痛苦滋味也愿意尝。
50. I wait for you to come back。
51. If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets. ——只要你记得我，我不介意整个世界都把我遗忘了。
52. “Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love.”- Mother Teresa不是每个人都是做大事的人, 但我们可以把小事做得有大爱.
53. Close your eyes。 Clear your heart。 Let it go。
54. If I am not able to help you,at least I can be with you
55. Ce n'est pas jamais， jamais oublier que， une fois。
56. I don。t want to live without you。
57. 你偷走了我的影子，不管你在哪里，我都会一直想着你。
58. Real girls aren’t perfect。 Perfect girls aren’t real。
59. 女人十有八九心中有爱，而且爱的表现在脸上。
60. When it has is lost， brave to give up。
61. Love is a vine that grows into our hearts 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
62. 我做菜的手艺很不错，下次有机会做给你吃。
63. I love you not for who you are， but for who I am before you。
64. 爱情没有谁对谁错，只有你爱不爱我。
65. Love is like an hourglass， with the heart filling up as the brain empties。
66. Others can work for you, but can not feel for you. Walk on our own way in life, success rely on themselves to win. God helps those who help themselves, successful self-help. - 别人可以替你做事，但不能替你感受。人生的路要靠自己行走，成功要靠自己去争取。天助自助者，成功者自救。
67. 照顾好你自己，否则我来照顾你。
68. 感觉你在左右，就是分不开的脉搏。
69. Do not waste your new tears for the old sorrow。
70. She who has never loved, has never lived.——人活着总要爱一回。
71. Anyone can make you smile. Many people can make you cry. But it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes——谁都能让你笑，许多人能让你哭，但只有那个特别的人，能让你在眼中含泪的时候，依然能笑得出来。
72. 如果你和我分开了，世界将不再一样。对于全世界64亿人来说，你们只要跟着我！
73. Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.爱是永恒的，外表可能改变，但本质永远不变。
74. Simply to silence， do not leave free and easy。
75. Not tears can restore the lost， not everyone is worth your pay。
76. Love is more than a word
77. Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. 岁月使皮肤起皱，放弃使灵魂起皱。——Douglas MacArthur（道格拉斯.xxx）
78. Love never dies.——爱情永不死。
79. You said “I won’t make it” a million times. You made it every time.你说了一百万次，“我做不到”。但每次你都做到了
80. 爱是卑鄙的，一次又一次。当你不再是个泼妇时，女人就来了。
81. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. - Albus Dumbledore——即使在最黑暗的日子里，也能寻到幸福。
82. One of the best feeling in the world is when you're hugging the person you love, and they hug you back even tighter.——世界上最美妙的一件事是，当你拥抱一个你爱的人，他竟然把你抱得更紧。
83. What you see reflects what your heart is like。
84. Coffee is lonely without cups just as I am lonely without you.没有杯子……咖啡是寂寞的……没有你……我是孤独的……
85. 能够遇见你，对我来说是最大的幸福。
86. Maybe people have always lost look very pale in fact also sad when you lose。
87. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. ——纵然伤心难过，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知谁会爱上你的笑容……
88. Say not all that you know, believe not all that you hear. ------ 你所知道的不要全说,你所听到的不要全信。
89. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。当我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
90. What does not kill you makes you stronger。
91. Thanks to you I am finally thinking about me。
92. This summer， mosquitoes are most hurts me。
93. Miracles sometimes occur, but you have to work terribly for them.——奇迹有时候是会发生的，但是你得为之拼命的努力。
94. 懂得如何享用美食的人不会吃到熟透的牛排。爱一个人，不会承诺天长地久。
95. Explanation is unnecessary， because people know you do not need it。
96. 美能激发人的感情，爱情净化人的心灵。
97. 我们付出的爱是我们唯一长久拥有的爱。The love we give away is the only love we have for a long time
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99. At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.——每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。
100. Before finding the right people, the only need to do is to make yourself good enough. ------ 在找到合适的人之前，唯一需要做的，就是让自己足够的优秀。
101. Time does not dye，Memories do not light。
102. 真正爱你的人其实就是愿意一直忍耐你的人。
103. Lost In dreams and reality。
104. Love without end hath no end.——情绵绵，爱无边。
105. I want us to be together。
106. 你好像我身上的虱子，没了你，我就浑身不自在。
107. 你是风我是沙，你是皮鞋我是刷，你不理我我**！
108. 看中了就不应太挑剔，因为爱情不是在放大镜下做成的。
109. Company is the most long love confession。
110. you give me a cave， surrounded by the rain。
111. The fire is the test of gold;adversity of strong man
112. I'll think of you every step of the way.——我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
113. I love to be loved by you。
114. 有美人兮，见之不忘，一日不见兮，思之如狂。
115. 不要等到我不想和你说话了，再用甜言蜜语来哄。
116. Active long will be very tired, care about for a long time will crash! ------主动久了会很累， 在乎久了会崩溃！
117. I am alwayswaiting for you，for your turning around。
搞笑的英语爱情短句子大全 篇五
1. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx
2. Do not let dream just be your dream。
3. 一辈子那么久，等了几年什么。
4. 生命虽短，爱却绵长。Brief is life, but love is long.
5. 爱情，要么让人成熟，要么让人堕落。Love makes man grow up or sink down
6. If one knows what he lives for，he can bear all kinds of life。
7. Lopsided， and eventually became seen。
8. 不要在意别人的眼光，因为，我们终究是活在自己的世界中的。
