染雾爆笑中式英语 篇一
Have you ever heard someone trying to speak English with a strong Chinese accent? It can be quite hilarious! Here are some classic examples of funny Chinese English:
1. "I go to buy some vegetable."
2. "You want I give you a ride?"
3. "I no understand what you say."
4. "You have boyfriend yet?"
5. "I go supermarket buy some things."
These phrases may not be grammatically correct, but they sure do make us laugh! The Chinese accent adds a unique charm to the English language, making it sound both endearing and comical at the same time. So next time you hear someone speaking English with a Chinese accent, try not to laugh too hard!
爆笑中式英语 篇二
Have you ever tried to speak Chinese with an English accent? It can be just as funny as Chinese English! Here are some examples of hilarious English with a Chinese twist:
1. "I like eat Chinese food very much."
2. "I go China next month for travel."
3. "You want I teach you English?"
4. "I no know how to use chopsticks."
5. "I go KTV sing song with friends."
These phrases may not be perfect Mandarin, but they definitely make us chuckle! The English accent adds a touch of silliness to the Chinese language, creating a humorous and entertaining mix of cultures. So next time you try to speak Chinese with an English accent, be prepared to crack yourself up!
爆笑中式英语 篇三
中国式英语分为两种。一种是Chinese English，一种是China English。
其中Chinese English就是Chinglish，是用中式的语法和英式的词汇组合成的，属于语言不规范使用。而China English指的则是中国特有的东西，是允许存在的。比如“饺子、功夫、气功、阴阳”等词，都用音译进入了英文词典。
给大家看看一些搞笑的Chinglish，笑笑就好，可千万别“学以致用”哦!
1 . You ask me，me ask who? 你问我，我问谁
2 . Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
4 . Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子
5 . Wash after relief 用过请冲水 解释：中国的厕所光冲(flush)不行，居然还要“洗”(wash)!
6 . One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
7 . Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
8 . Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
9 . How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?
10 . You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers!Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!
11 . Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!
12 . Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过
13 . As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
14 . We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁?
15 . people moumtain people sea 人山人海
16 . No three no four. 不三不四
17 . Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知
18 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
19 . watch sister 表妹
20 . fire big 火大
