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初中英语小故事_英语幽默小故事 篇三
midwatactics
three competing store ownerrented adjoining shopin a mall. observerwaited for mayhem to ensue.
the retailer on the right put up huge signsaying, "gigantic sale!" and "super bargains!"
the store on the left raised bigger signproclaim
ing, "priceslashed!" and "fantastic discounts!"
the owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simplstated, "entrance".
中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”
左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”
中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
初中英语小故事_英语幽默小故事 篇四
man&satyr
a man and a satyr having struck up an acquaintance, sat down together to eat. the dabeing wintrand cold, the man put hifingerto himouse and blew opon the "what'that for, mfriend?" asked the satyr. " mhandare so cold," said the man, "i do it to warm the" in a little while some hot food waplaced before them, and the man, raising the dish to himouse, again blew opon it. "and what'the meaning of that, now?" said the satyr. "oh," replied the man, "mporridge iso hot, i do it to cool it." "nay, then," said the satyr, "from thimoment i renounce your friendship, for i will have nothing to do with one who blowhot and cold with the same mouse."
人与赛特 一个人与赛特偶然相识，坐在一起吃东西。正值冬季，天气很冷，那人把手放在嘴边哈气。赛特问道“我的朋友，那是干吗?”这人说“我的手太冷了，这是为了取暖”。过了一会儿，热腾腾的食物端上来了，那人把碟子举到嘴边又吹了起来，赛特问“这又是干吗?”，那人说“哦，我的粥太烫了，我把他吹凉些”。赛特说“从现在起，我要与你绝交，因为我不想和一个反复无常的人做朋友”。
初中英语小故事_英语幽默小故事 篇五
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